From the recording Plague Years
Lyrics
Naked With Friends
I like to be naked with all of my friends
Out in the hot tub
Here in the kitchen
Maybe not on the front porch
I like to be naked with all of my friends
Maybe out in the backyard
Out in the forest
Maybe not at the grocery
You can see my big belly
I can see yours too
I haven't seen Ol' Willy in a year
We can ask each other, hey Brother -
How's it hangin' down there?
Have a look, is he still happy
Just to know might set loose a cheer (huzzah?)r
I like to be naked with all of my friends
I like to be naked with all of my friends
Out on the dance floor
Streakin' the stadium
Maybe not at the cop shop
I like to be naked with all of my friends
Skinny dip in the ocean
In the sun at the rock fest
Maybe not at the opera
You can see my big belly
We can celebrate the flaws
The saggy bottoms, scars and broken paws
Of all the naked people
That I ever saw
Not a one was any more beautiful in undies or a bra
I like to be naked with all of my friends
I like to be naked with all of my friends
Roaming the hallways
Freakin' the nurses
Maybe not at the gift store
I like to be naked and I don't pretend
That it's never sexy
That I'm never hopeful
Or that I'm a eunuch
Were born into these bodies
They really are all we've got
Everything we are just happens here
You blink your eyes one morning
And you've suddenly gone to pot
If you're lucky ever pushin' ninety
What memories will you want?
I like to be naked with all of my friends
1/17/25